How to fix your face after getting hit with a puck.

> Step 1) don't tell Carmen, after half a year of her telling you to buy a cage.
> Step 2) cover gash with hockey tape and paper towel
> Step 3) clean cut in shower by running water through it. No scrubbing to prevent tearing more skin tissue.
> Step 4) apply polysporin and attach first butterfly strip an close the wound.
> Step 5) add more butterfly strips until satisfied with closed wound.
> Step 6) ???????
> Step 7) profit with some johnnie walker.
> Step 8) post it on your blog so Carmen can read it in a few days so she doesn't worry too much as by then I'd have gone out and bought a proper face cage.
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> Disclaimer: pull your wound and see if it tears easily. If the cut is deep you should go see a doctor within 8 hours of opening the wound to prevent major scarring. In my case the gash wasn't deep enough to warrant stitches. Plus it barely bled.
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> Second disclaimer: don't take this as an actual advice if you bust Ur face open. Lol